Trip Reports

Join us on our adventures. We hope you'll have fun reading about our travels, and heck, you might even get some ideas for your own trip!

Las Vegas:

Cool in Vegas: The gang returns to the Gold Spike for the annual Big Empire Cocktail Soiree in search of cool. On their Odyssey-like quest, they encounter sirens, Cyclops, Cook E. Jarr, the Checkmates and the Latex Ladies. (From Las Vegas on 25 cents).

The Vegas Virgin: Dan, Stinky and Matt have a brand new Vegas Virgin to squire around town and they take the opportunity to brainwash the poor kid, including our first visit to a Strip Club. (From Las Vegas on 25 cents).

Four Days, Forty Dollars: Matt and Stinky go on a research mission, gathering information for their shuttle guide. They stumble upon a German Mardi Gras, the legendary Lucky Ned and take the Buffet Challenge, eating six pounds at the three worst buffets in Vegas in one day. (From Las Vegas on 25 cents).

Welcome to the Copper Mine: When Dan falls in love on the annual trip, Matt and Stinky try to rescue him from his worst enemy -- himself. Includes a late-night rescue attempt from the Rio Hotel, and the First Annual Shrimp cocktail Eating Contest. (From Las Vegas on 25 cents).

Las Vegas on $19 a Day: Matt and Stinky try to survive in Las Vegas on $19 a day by eating late night steaks, sleeping in squallor and drowning their sorrows in free cocktails. (From Las Vegas on 25 cents).

The Las Vegas Weekend: This is the first time we ever tried to organize a weekend for our friends in Las Vegas. It ended in anger, busted friendships and, yes, even some bloodshed. (From Las Vegas on 25 cents).

Our First Time: We all remember our first time. Dan, Matt, Michael and Phil are overwhelmed by the lights, the glitter, the glitz, and the really crappy motel they're stuck in. (From Las Vegas on 25 cents).

Stupak and Me: A Sentimental Journey: Not really a trip report, but Matt fondly remembers the Las Vegas pioneer, in whose hotel we once left a beef tongue, and from whom we sort of stole thousands of dollars during our younger years. (From Las Vegas on 25 cents).

A Very Elvis Wedding: Stinky and Matt serve as witnesses to couple who bond themselves for life under the watchful eye of a fat, sweaty Elvis impersonator. (From Las Vegas on 25 cents).

The Liberace Museum: Amy takes us on a tour of the Liberace Museum, where you can admire the gaudy lifestyle of a gaudy man. (From Las Vegas on 25 cents).

The Itch: Matt and Dan plan an intervention to help their pal Stinky recognize he has a gambling problem, but the only place they ever see him is in Las Vegas. Will they remember their task once the booze starts flowing and the dice get rolling?

Reno:

Temper Tantrums in Reno: Matt is sent to Reno for anger management training after he accidentally punches several co-workers. (For more info on Reno, check out CheapoReno).

Reno - Every Day All Day: Matt has to return to Reno for more anger management counseling, and maybe a little booze and craps. Learn more about "Hanging 'Em High" and the dangers of high-stakes blackjack. (For more info on Reno, check out CheapoReno).

New York:

The Port Authority Bus Terminal: Mark discovers that the bus station may seem like a theme park at times, but it's no theme park. (From The Big Empire Buddies.)

Museum of TV and Radio: Mark figures out a way to watch cartoons and still look like he's getting a little culture. (From The Big Empire Buddies.)

New York City's Historic Ball Parks: Brett and Mark go in search of remnants of New York's baseball legacy. (From The Big Empire Buddies.)

The Search for the Perfect Pizza: New York City is famous for its pizza, but as Mark discovers, it's not as easy to get an excellent slice as he thought. (From The Big Empire Buddies.)

Freakatorium -- El Museo Loco: Meet a sword swallower, find out what a Fiji Mermaid is, and discover one of New York's coolest museums. (From The Big Empire Buddies.)

Matt Does New York on the Cheap: Join Matt as he scours the Big Apple for good deals. (From The Big Empire Buddies.)

Belmont Park: A trip to the races. Mark and Dave make their way to Queens to check out the ponies. (From The Big Empire Buddies.)

San Diego:

Museum of Death: Amy takes a trip to the other side, at this museum of the macabre. (From The Big Empire Buddies.)

Baltimore:

Visionary Art Museum: If you're tired of stuffy old museums with portraits of dead people, and even sick of slick contemporary art, let Mark introduce you to a fine institution for Outsider Art. (From The Big Empire Buddies.)

Montana:

House of Mystery!: Find out what's so mysterious about a little stretch of land up near Glacier National Park. (From The Big Empire Buddies.)

Kansas:

Prairie Dog Town: Think Kansas is boring? You're probably right. But if you're driving through, this roadside attraction might help break up the grind. (From The Big Empire Buddies.)

Atlantic City:

Atlantic City: People always ask us, "How come you don't cover Atlantic City?" Find out here, as Mark spends a depressing day in Las Vegas' ugly cousin. (From The Big Empire Buddies.)

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